One-liner Jokes About Guitars & Guitar Strings
Well, talking about guitar strings doesn’t have to be all serious business, does it? Now that you know how musical notes are made by guitar strings from the last post, let’s kick back and share a joke.
Some of these are in bad taste, so if you’re sensitive, this one’s not for you.
Why Guitars Are Better Than Women
- Your guitar has a volume knob!
- If you break your guitar’s G-string, it’ll only cost you a buck for a new one.
- You can make your guitar scream as loud as you want without getting the cops involved.
- You can unplug your guitar.
- You can finger your guitar for hours without it complaining that it still wants more.
- Other people can play your guitar without it feeling violated.
- You can finger your guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
- You can get your guitar in any color you want and no one will care.
- You can make your guitar feel as tight as you want, just by turning a peg.
- If your guitar makes sounds you don’t like, you can retune it.
- You can use four fingers and a thumb at one time on a guitar.
- If your guitar strings are too fat and heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
- You can have a professional adjust your guitar to your liking.
- If you scratch a guitar’s back by accident, it won’t complain when you stop.
- You can go down to the local guitar shop and play every guitar you want for free.
- It’s good to own a guitar that’s stretched out and loose.
- You can get advice on how to play your guitar without feeling inadequate.
- You can rent a guitar without having to worry who rented it before you.
- You can play your guitar with bare fingers and no rubber covering.
- If you’re lucky you’ll get rich playing guitar, but you will never go broke!
- Your guitar doesn’t take half of your stuff when you sell it.
- You can play a guitar every day of the month without getting messy.
- Your guitar doesn’t get jealous when you bring a new one home!